Sunday, August 14, 2011

Do you know your hymns?

Dentist’s Hymn…………………………..Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman’s Hymn…………………..There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor’s Hymn………………………The Church is One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn……………………….Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn………………………There’s a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn…………………..Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist’s Hymn………………………Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent’s Hymn…………………..I Surrender All
The Gossip’s Hymn………………………..Pass It On
The Electrician’s Hymn…………………..Send The Light
The Shopper’s Hymn………………………Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor’s Hymn………………………..I’ve Got a Mansion,
Just Over the Hilltop (Betty and Geraldine)

The Doctor’s Hymn………………………..The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway – a few hymns:

55 mph …………………….. God Will Take Care of You
75 mph ……………………… Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph ……………………… This World Is Not My Home
95 mph ……………………… Lord, I’m Coming Home
100 mph …………………….. Precious Memories

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